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Scariest Robot

I’m a member of the site Figment.com. I need to be more active in reviewing other work so I can get my own reviewed. But this post isn’t about my passivity on the site. I get periodic emails from the site about various things and the last one I got had an interesting survey at the bottom to vote on the robot in fiction that scares you the most. It will be interesting to see what the end results of the vote will be. But the idea kept coursing through my mind so I decided it would make a great blog post.
The question and options are as follows:
Defend your horror! Which robot is the scariest?
Doctor Who’s Cybermen
2001: A Space Odyssey’s HAL
I, Robot’s VIKI
Battlestar Galactica’s Cylons
Everything in The Matrix

I’ll go from least “scary” in my opinion to most.

Last Place – Cylons.
I’m not a Battlestar fan. I haven’t even watched a full episode. So yes, that sways a lot of my opinion. But in looking it up, I found that even with their differences in the two continuities of Battlestar, there were two similarities that I feel have been done to death. In both continuities of Battlestar, the Cylons were created by another intelligent species to be their workers and soldiers. They get to powerful. Whatever. Doesn’t do it for me. No different than any other enemy force.

Tied for Fourth – VIKI and HAL
Both are very similar in my opinion. Both are just computer systems that got too much control. Like many stories and movies of their kind, just pull the dang plug.

2nd – Everything from the Matrix.
Now I would actually limit this to the machines instead of the programs. Because the programs don’t scare me much. If I’m in the matrix and not someone who is out of the system then I’d have no idea the programs exist and I would never remember if they ever used me to go after Neo or others. So no threat there. But the machines, while a threat, are also not entirely the most scariest because they are after complete annihilation of Zion and the people. So you either kill them or they kill you. If you’re dead. They’re no longer scary.

First place – Doctor Who’s Cybermen
This is what scares me the most. They don’t kill you. They chop you up and put you into the cybermen shell. You still exist in a stunted form. You can say that VIKI was enforcing a police state and therefore a form of a stunted existence but you can still fight back. Once you’ve been “upgraded” to a Cyberman you can’t go back and you’re basically stuck unless you’re destroyed. You have to live the rest of your life as one of them. If the Borg had been listed as an option I would still have listed Cybermen above Borg because in most cases, you have no memory of who you were before the Borg assimilated you. But we’ve seen episodes where people still remember parts of their past after becoming a Cyberman. That is creepy. As a writer and a person I find the continual psychological torment far more scary than a computer system that takes over the government or machines that just want to kill me.

Residency nightmare

My dreams are the most vivid if I’ve woken up in the early morning and then went back to sleep. This morning I dreamt that I had slept in to 1pm on a residency day. I got onto campus to find it completely different with walking statues and crumbling stone walls. And there were more people on campus than I usually see at a residency. But none of them knew where 4th Admin was. So infuriating! And then I woke up. What a waste of dream time.

Day 7 -January WPF residency and the return

The final day of residency is always bittersweet. We’re really feeling the sleep deprivation and missing our homes and families. But we also don’t want the week to end just yet. The last day is a short day. We have our final module in the morning and then the last workshop session and the graduation. We’re done around 4pm and after congratulating the graduates our numbers gradually dwindle as people leave.
Most of us stay around one last night and go out to dinner.

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In the past residencies, I was so tired I’d just go back to the hotel room, call my family, watch a movie, and go to bed. But I was actually social this time around and stayed in the lobby with classmates and instructors. I don’t drink but still had fun with everyone. But now that is all over and I’m sitting once more in the airport. It’s not as crowded as I thought. I just want to get home to my wife and girls. Maybe I will write on the plane. Maybe I’ll read Hexed by Kevin Hearne. Maybe I’ll sleep.

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Congratulations Seton Hill WPF January 2013 Graduates

The end of a residency is always heart wrenching. The final point on the schedule is the commencement exercise for the Graduates. Congratulations to all of you. We’re all honored to have worked with and learned from you. Best of luck to all. I can’t wait to read your published works.
And like the commencement speaker said, “It’s magical, this place. It’s like our only little Hogwarts that vanishes when we leave. We want to turn right around and return but know that no one is there.” But the relationships will always remain. Congratulations!

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Day 6 -January WPF residency

Yesterday started off with another workshop session. It was a smaller group so we all had more time to give feedback to the authors. It was my favorite session because it was led by my mentor, Scott A Johnson. After lunch we didn’t have any modules. Instead we had Kevin Hearne as the guest speaker. He’s the author of the Iron Druid Chronicles. I listened to the audiobook of the first in the series before coming out here and loved it. The series is about a 2000 year old celtic druid living in Arizona and appearing to only be in his 20s. He’s tried avoiding old enemies and gods but has finally given up on trying to run and hide and decides to face the opposition. For the urban fantasy type it is a breath of fresh air because it’s not about werewolves or vampires. But they are in it. They just aren’t the focus. There’s some off color humor that always makes it fun. Mr. Hearne spoke a lot about the craft and business of writing in the first session and then the rise and fall and rise again of epic fantasy in the evening session. I can’t believe I only have one last day of classes and workshops left of the residency. So this breakfast feels like a last meal in some ways. Especially as the module this morning will be by Scott.

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Day 5 -January WPF Residency

I had my writing workshopped yesterday morning. It was my first attempt at writing straight up horror. I usually write Fantasy with a lot of horrific elements in it. But the piece I submitted for residency was the final paper from the Readings in the Genre class on Psychos. I got a lot of great feedback on how to pull the reader into the psychosis of the character and to heighten the fear of discovery for the character.
The module in the afternoon was Clues and Red Herrings in Mystery with the great Victoria Thompson. We discussed the types of mystery novels and then the rules of writing mystery. We then applied it as a class by creating a mystery setting. I was pestering Victoria with questions because I have a mystery idea but I’m stuck on some parts of the story.
In the evening, after wonderful thesis presentations by the graduating class, the SciFi and Fantasy writers went to Badges Bar & Grill for a dinner and short fiction reading competition. I’m not normally a social person, but it was good to get out of my comfort zone and mingle with classmates and colleagues outside of class.
But sleep deprivation is catching up on me. Residency is fun but exhausting.

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Day 4- January WPF Residency

What a day! Yep, it was a drink from a fire hose day. It started with the teaching sessions by the students in the fifth residency. The first was about combat. Wow, so cool. The student was in the army for 10 years and then the FBI and SWAT. He explained the psychological and physiological effects combat has on a person. It was so informative. Since my own writing has lots of conflict and combat in it, I took lots of notes. The other two students talked about overcoming writer’s block (who doesn’t need that help) and designing character flaws. Again, very informative.
After lunch, I had the module on Recent trends in SciFi/Fantasy/Horror. Three hours later we got out with a stack of handouts listing markets and sites for keeping up with what is getting published. So. Much. Information.
I didn’t eat dinner and sacked out on a chair for a quick nap before heading over to the campus library for the mentor meetings. Met with Mr. Johnson to discuss my novel. Just what I needed to charge up again to work on the novel. I really should go down to the hotel lobby to be around everyone but I’m burned out and want to sleep.

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Passion – Day 3 experiences at WPF residency

There is something that stands about above anything else in this program. Passion.

Without fail, every single instructor I’ve had for this program is filled with passion. Passion for writing, teaching, and working with us. That last part is one that means the most to me as a student. They’re engaged in their work with us. Throughout the modules yesterday and into the social last night, I was so overcome with awe at their passion and their honesty in working with us. I rarely felt that with my undergrad program. My last semester in my undergrad was one of the best because I had the same professor for two classes and she was filled with that same love and passion not only for the subject but for us. It makes the learning process richer when both parties love what they do and really want to learn.
Last night, at the social, I had the opportunity to get out of my comfort zone and meet new people and ask any question that came to mind. I sat with one instructor, Anne Harris, and felt so comfortable with asking anything that came to mind regarding the industry or techniques. I’m humbled with the openness on her part and the personal attention she paid to each of us as we sought to learn from her.
It may sound sappy, but I’m happy that I’ve found my place here in this program. It has been a long time since I was last excited about school. We only spend a week in January and June together in person. Yet, the bound is strong because we’re all so eager to make the most of this time we have together.
The module I took yesterday was on the business of writing. While the “facts” of the industry weren’t anything new to me, it was the personal experiences of the instructor where I learned the most. Most importantly, a wonderful resource to go to for advice.
Day 4 brings many adventures. Most of the students will be workshopping writing. I get the opportunity to attend the teaching modules. Part of the program is learning how to teach writing. So the older students have spent the last semester preparing their topics for this residency. The module I have this afternoon is Recent Trends in SciFi/Fantasy/Horror. Then, the moment we’ve all been waiting for, mentor meetings tonight. I’ll be meeting with the great Scott A Johnson to discuss what I’ve done so far on my thesis and setting goals for the next semester.

Enjoy your day! I know I will.

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Reflections on Opening Reception

At the opening reception, the director of the program announces the theme of the residency. Friday night he gave us seven questions to think about for the week. I had trouble answering a few of them.

1- Would you rather be an author or a writer?
2- Would you rather be well known or well respected?
3- Do you prefer being described as an artist or a professional?
4- Would you rather write 1 good book or 10 not so great books?
5- Do you believe more in art or craft?
6- When you read do you skim or read every word?
7- Do you want your audience to skim or read every word?

The responses from others were interesting and we found that most of these questions were actually kind of hard to answer. However, one of the professors gave interesting insight on question 1. We’re all writers because that is an action. But author is a title. Author is the root word for authority. Interesting to see the weight behind that word instead of writer. Most of us seem to have said we’d rather be well respected. But in many ways, well respected would also mean you’d have a degree of being well known in certain circles. But being well known does not always mean that you’re going to be respected.
I said that I’d rather be described as professional for a few reasons. First because we’ll have to have a professional presence when at conferences and book signings. We’ll have to take criticism with a grain of salt. Second, because I want writing to be more than just a hobby. That’s why I’d rather be described as professional over artist.
Would I rather have one good book or ten not so great books? I don’t think most of us really answered that. Although it felt like people were leaning to ten because it is a business after all and we’ll need income.
We believe that you can have art without craft but the fact that we are all in this program shows we want more than just art and want to perfect the craft so we can get published.
I personally read every word. Or nearly every word. There are times when I read quickly and probably skip over words but that is when the action really speeds up.
I was going to say that I’d want my audience to read every word. But a friend of mine had a great point. “I don’t care what they do as long as they’ve bought the book.” I have a stack of books that I have bought and still haven’t read yet. From the business side of writing I can’t be too concerned with what they do after they buy my book just so long as they buy it. But the writer side of me would say that it doesn’t matter if they are skimming or reading every word so long as they are enjoying their time.

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Location:Greensburg, PA